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Hey, Look At Me! I’m Getting a Free Dagger!
By Cameron Sorden | July 26, 2007
Well, Amber sold out. Can you believe her? I mean, you go to someone’s website on a regular basis for thoughtful MMO commentary, and next thing you know they’re a crony for KingofSwords.com. King of Swords sells swords, so it’s kind of related to fantasy MMOs I suppose, but I’ve lost my faith in her. I mean, I guess they do have awesome medieval swords at fantastic prices, and who doesn’t need a good samurai sword or ninja sword once in a while?
In fact, that annoying paper boy that always shows up at inopportune times demanding that you pay him would probably be scared off for good when you flash something as useful as a freaking Final Fantasy Sword or just a regular Fantasy Sword… or you could just give him a nice Dagger instead and tell him not to bother you anymore… but it’s the principle of the thing! Even if they do make the coolest and the best-looking swords on the internet, the kind any gamer would be proud to own, I can’t condone Amber’s actions.
Who makes a post about a website just because they’re going to get a freaking awesome dagger and have a chance to win a signed Kill Bill replica katana?
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July 26th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
No swords for me, thanks. I collect battleaxes, cudgels and warhammers.
Of course… I only have the one battleaxe so far. But my lotto ticket’s winking at me.
August 1st, 2007 at 7:30 am
I think you just killed a pony.
August 1st, 2007 at 7:34 am
Or three. Worse still, I don’t think I’m getting a free dagger. No response from the company, so maybe they don’t appreciate me advertising with humor.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Hey!
Who did not get their free dagger?
Please contact me and I will ensure your
submission was received. The orginal post here is great! In fact, we are now using it as our number one example, check out our blog page now.
The King
King of Swords
http://www.kingofswords.com
August 13th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Well, I didn’t get an e-mail response from King of Swords, so I assumed I wasn’t getting my dagger… I’ll resend.
Thanks!
September 18th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Hey!
I need your shipping information Cameron, have a package for you, special from “The King”
Your post was brilliant and is now used as an
example for other would be “posters”.
My personal favorite submission for the month.
Scott
“One of the King’s Men”
http://www.kingofswords.com
EMAIL - sales@kingofswords.com Attn:Scott